THIS IS HILARIOUS

I just saw this and I think the title is absolutely true. Check out the video after the break.

Matt Damon on Sarah Palin

HA! Watch a classic moment when Matt Damon flips his shit about Sarah Palin.

THANK GOD I WAS BORN IN THE 80's

I miss the 80's. It is because of fucking hilarious videos like these, that I am proud to be born in the 80's. Yes. I slipped into the 80's...and those two months were incredible as I recall. So throw on your neons shirts and leopard print tights and enjoy the best of the 80s.



Family Guy Version

Family Guy Best Moments

Why Is This So Funny?

This happened so long ago, and looks so painful. And she is clearly suffering...a lot. Yet, its one of the funniest things on youtube. Got to watch with sound.

TOP GEORGE BUSH MOMENTS

BOY DO I MISS THIS GUY!

Glass of Pepsi With a Dead Bird in It

Trying dodge the inner nerd inside me when it comes to tech posts. Fuck it, can't help myself. Watch the real windows 7 commercial, and then enjoy the CollegeHumor windows 7 spoof below.

ACTUAL Windows 7 Commercial


College Humor Spoof

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Justin Long, He's Actually Semi/Quazi Funny

Yes, its true. Justin Long from those fucking annoying "I'm a mac" commercials is actually kinda funny. Start this video at 2:29 (shits boring before it), and then watch the part about the iphone text messages extended onto part 2.

Jesus Christ, This Is Amazing

I, like most people in America, believe that only one man can walk on water. Eli Manning. Unfortunately, thats just not true.

What I did find out today is people CAN walk on water. These weirdos dedicate their lives to the practice of walking on water. At first they faceplant miserably, but by the end of the video they are running on water in the middle of a lake. Fucking nuts.



UPDATE: Its fake. Fuckers.

Funniest Fucking Thing Ever

Is there anything funnier than more cowbell? I think not. Enjoy the video after the break.

Justin Beiber: Finally Doing Something Useful?

Thanks to Gizmodo for the post. I always knew Justin Beiber's nice guy act was just a facade. He's evil. Pure genius evil. He's like a douchy, poorly dressed, 16 year old version Lex Luthor. Basically, this guy named Kevin Kristopik hacked into the account of Justin Beiber's childhood friend in order to attain Justin's number. As revenge, Justin posted the following message to his twitter account for a couple of minutes, and then quickly took it down. Turns out that wasn't his number. It was Kevin's.

It took minutes, nay, seconds for this tweet to be tweeted and re-tweeted throughout Twitter. Soon a hell storm of calls and text messages descended upon Kevin. Needless to say, Kevin's phone was so fucked up that it became un-usable. Fucking genius. Nice work Justin, I really disliked everything about you until you did this. (It should be noted that your music still sucks)  Why? Because this is hilarious. 

Check the video of Kevin's phone blowing up. 

Who Does Number Two Work For?

Sorry about the hiatus people of America. Austin Powers moment part II: I only have one question. Who does number two work for? 

HEY JUST BITE YOUR LIP GRAB A HOLD OF SOMETHING AND GIVE IT HELL !!!! COME ON WHERE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS

The Bad-Ass Factor: Act II

Shelling out 14 extra dollars a month for HBO blows - only because its just a fucking cherry on a massive sundae that is your phone/internet/television bill. However, if you are one of those band-waggen HBO lovers, who couldn't help shelling out that extra money (like me), then starting on September 19th you can watch pure Scorsese greatness. Broadwalk empire is the story of Prohibition in the 1920's and the man who had to profit. It's basically Scarface- just replace the coke with bootleg alcohol and Al Pacino with a significantly uglier man...Steven Buscemi. AKA the weird guy from every single Adam Sandler movie. That shit never gets old.

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

Old Spice is nice. Enjoy the videos.



Soon he started answering celebrity twitter questions... check out some of the best below.

Why The World Needs Snooki

Snooki- the love of my life... a beacon of hope for America's future. With tonight's new episode of the Jersey Shore, my life has both meaning and purpose. Just kidding. But seriously: meaning and purpose. What could possibly be a better use of a Thursday night than watching a classy bitch like Snooki embarrass herself on national television, driving around drunk with those obnoxious glasses, fucking anything that moves. Beat the beat down. 

“The glasses are pretty much all crystaled-out, all bling-bling. If I get pulled over, I’m gonna get in trouble today ’cause, well, when you put them on, you can’t really see, so I don’t think you can drive with them because you’ll get a ticket.” 

Just thought I'd throw up a video of her being too fucking drunk to get on her own bike... she gets arrested afterwards...

Can Someone Get This Kid a Stroller... Pics of the Day: Day 2

This is not a good substitute... or is it?

The Bad-Ass Factor: Day 1

The Piranha trailer sort of reminds me of Snakes on a Plane. A movie that is so bad, that it becomes totally epic in its own right. But seriously these computer-edited Piranha's will surely freak your shit out in 3D. Also fun fact, supposedly Jerry O’Connell’s dick gets bitten off in 3D and is flung at you during the movie. Thats not a joke. Enjoy the trailer.



UPDATE: People should seriously consider this.

Piranha 3D: For Your Consideration from Piranha 3D

Daniel's Pet Rock

Lets say this. Once you have purchased your first pet rock, your life has taken a turn. For the better? Who knows. Either way, what should Daniel (DNP) name his pet rock. Hit the poll on the right with your answer, or leave it at the bottom as a comment.

Please Dump This Asshole

Is this guy a douche or what? I mean seriously, you bring your girlfriend to a ballgame...and let her get hit by the ball as you run away? In the worlds of Amy Pohler...Really? Your gunna "bail" and let her get smashed a hardball going 80 mph? Whatadouche. At least he gave her the ball. Oh wait a minute. No he didn't. What this video also proves: no one gives a shit about the Astros, not even the network. Maybe instead of zooming in on the couple for 10 mins, you should focus on the guy on second base in a 2-1 game... Enjoy the videos after the break.





UPDATE: It looks like they are over...at least according to a CBS news interview. She says it wasn't cause of the Baseball. Ya, right. Good for you girl. 

Lions vs. Tuna: You Lose 9 Times Out of 10

He's back.

Oh Shit. What Just happened? I'll tell you what.

In the words of a wise woman, Naomi Campbell got fooled by the rocks that she got. Apparently, Naomi only received a bag of dirty-pebble diamonds from Warlord, Charles Taylor. At least according to her version of the story. Mia Farrow had the balls to say that she was full of shit - and that she got one big-ass diamond from Charles... and she knew it. What happened? No one can be sure. But one thing is certain...



she got fooled by the rocks that she got.

Can someone please get this bitch a McNugget?

Thanks to Gizmodo for this insane and terrifying video. No sound, but shit gets crazy about halfway through. Melodi, 25, was apparently trying to buy some McNuggets at 6:30 AM on New Years Day when things turned south. They didn't have any. Watch her reaction below.

Evian Babies

Greatest thing ever. Not really. But seriously... Greatest thing ever.

THATS MESSED UP: DAY 1

Special thanks to peopleofwalmart.com for todays pic. Nuff said, thats fucked up.

Editorial: Why Tim Tebow Sucks

Tim Tebow blows. Look at this Superbowl commercial from last year.

I mean really, what the fuck is going on here. Is this really needed... your own Superbowl commercial to promote family values? When I saw a picture of Tebow on ESPN the other day sporting what was sure to be the worst haircut ever, I felt more at peace with his present situation. 

In what is sure to be a rookie tradition, the Broncos might have shaved off a little of his unrealistic confidence. In response to the new haircut he said, "“It was fun, you know? I think all the rookies had a good time with it.” 

Tim is too perfect. Did you know that Tim Tebow put biblical verses on his eye-black for the big games in his career. Seriously, stop milking it. We get it, you are a good person. Move on. 

SHMOKE AND A PANCAKE...NO?

Todays great moment in film history. 

HUNTED FOX FAT CAT: DAY 1

This cat does not look pleased with the present situation.

What ever happened to the 90's

Do you remember the 90's. A time when music experienced an all-time creative low. I think if it weren't for innovators like Sisqo, good music might have fallen into a pop-culture abyss the size of J-WoWs tits.

the voice of my generation

Can I please speak to Angelina? No she died.

I'd give them credit

It is people like these that make America the fiscal powerhouse that it is today

Justin gets nailed by water bottle

Why I Love Kanye

In case you didnt know, the "new" Kanye West had a meeting the other day with Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook. It was an interesting meeting considering he got up on a table and started rapping at some point. Most human beings who are trying to be humble (look at Kanye Twitter posts below for examples), don't get on fucking tables at business meetings to rap in front of the entire office. Hes trying really hard to be a better person.

I will be a better man, friend, role model, citizen, blogger, tweeter, artist, creator, giver, thinker, motivator and person. IFEELTHEGLOW


''Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to god and your face to the rising sun'' - @KanyeWest

I've been hurt and embarrassed but I still believe in good will. Give of yourself with no fear and one day he'll have you in the clear.
Life is pretty fucking awesome


I might bless the city today with an all white suit ... why not


You can really tell peoples personality or lack there of on twitter. I ain't saying no names but alot of people you thought was live is lame


UPDATE: He did this at Twitter too....

Curb your Enthusiasm: Torture to watch.

Can we please appreciate what a fucking BAMF Vector is