Snooki- the love of my life... a beacon of hope for America's future. With tonight's new episode of the Jersey Shore, my life has both meaning and purpose. Just kidding. But seriously: meaning and purpose. What could possibly be a better use of a Thursday night than watching a classy bitch like Snooki embarrass herself on national television, driving around drunk with those obnoxious glasses, fucking anything that moves. Beat the beat down.
“The glasses are pretty much all crystaled-out, all bling-bling. If I get pulled over, I’m gonna get in trouble today ’cause, well, when you put them on, you can’t really see, so I don’t think you can drive with them because you’ll get a ticket.”
Just thought I'd throw up a video of her being too fucking drunk to get on her own bike... she gets arrested afterwards...
The Video Aint Clear ! :(
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