Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Editorial: Why Tim Tebow Sucks

Tim Tebow blows. Look at this Superbowl commercial from last year.


I mean really, what the fuck is going on here. Is this really needed... your own Superbowl commercial to promote family values? When I saw a picture of Tebow on ESPN the other day sporting what was sure to be the worst haircut ever, I felt more at peace with his present situation. 


In what is sure to be a rookie tradition, the Broncos might have shaved off a little of his unrealistic confidence. In response to the new haircut he said, "“It was fun, you know? I think all the rookies had a good time with it.” 

Tim is too perfect. Did you know that Tim Tebow put biblical verses on his eye-black for the big games in his career. Seriously, stop milking it. We get it, you are a good person. Move on. 


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